*freezes in place*
W-whoa, there. Are you…are sure you meant to hit that button? It’s just that you draw a really cool webcomic about badass ladies and fairytale worlds AND I BOUGHT YOUR BOOK. IT’S SIGNED AND SITTING ON MY SHELF
AND HAS MY NAME IN THE BACK ON THE THANK YOU PAGE.
HI HELLO I ASSUME YOU’RE HERE TO SEE ME CRYING ABOUT FICTIONAL CHARACTERS. I PROMISE NOT TO DISAPPOINT.